Potomac Fever, Beware!

Po•to•mac Fe•ver

What is Potomac Fever?
Potomac fever is personality disorder that affects adults aged 18 and over. Initially, the person affected will experience occasional mild fevers. The disorder then progresses to a chronic exhibition of symptoms in the carrier. If left untreated, it can get worse. If the symptoms bother you, see your favorite idealist and learn ways to control Potomac fever.

What causes Potomac Fever?
Potomac fever is highly contagious, and as such, participation in American politics without bringing meaningful change for the public at large is both a result and a trigger for the disorder. Following in the footsteps of corrupt politicians, and working for them can also cause severe cases of Potomac fever, skipping initial phases of mild fevers. Sometimes, adolescents catch the fever by living in District of Columbia, or in such an environment as to expose them to bad politics.

What are the symptoms?
Lying, cronyism, nepotism, empty rhetoric, and deluding the public are the most apparent displays of Potomac fever.

How is it treated?
Not everyone in Washington D.C. has the Potomac fever, but figuring out who has it based on the symptoms and avoiding those people is essential in prevention. In order to treat mild Potomac Fever, staying away from those who have advanced cases can bring about change. Sometimes, an aggressive treatment is advised in treating Potomac Fever – this involves exposing politicians and other people who have advanced cases of Potomac fever, and trying to remedy the damage caused by such affected individuals.