Thursday, November 5, 2009

Why the Yankees win was inevitable

Every four years God and Satan have a meeting. They agree that there can only be some much good and so much evil in the world. It's a very yin-yang thing. But they have to decide how to split it up. So they consider the twin institutional towers of evil--the Republican Party and the New York Yankees. They chat, have a few beers, and figure out who will have what for the next four years. Because when Republicans are in power, the Yankees rarely do well. And when the Democrats control the presidency, Yankee dynasties almost always take place.


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Evan said...

I'm not rooting for Palin just to see the Republicans fail; I'm doing it for the good of baseball fans (almost) everywhere.