Friday, October 16, 2009

A story emailed to me by a coworker

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result....The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

7 comments:

jbeslity11 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Evan said...

Only about 70 million Americans voted for him.

other than that, TOTAL SURPRISE!

Will Bardeen said...

classic

Lachlan said...

I don't think there were 70 million people at that particular county fair.

Evan said...

I was referring to the obvious analogy.

Lachlan said...

Oh I see. You were referring to the 70 million people that voted for Obama, many of whom were obviously surprised as to who they elected given that if the next presidential election were held today, only 43 percent of the country would give him another term.

Andre said...

THE FRICKIN CATALINA WINE MIXER!!!